These funny NJ company names and slogans are great

A neighbor up my road bought a adorable minor dog a couple of months in the past and they get fantastic treatment of the pet with a grooming support. It is a cellular services and I’ve witnessed the van in front of their residence just before from my window but it was as well considerably away to go through the signal. This week I was on my way to operate and drove right earlier it. I cherished their title and slogan so a lot it encouraged an on-air subject.

Groomingdale’s (a parody of Bloomingdale’s of class).

But the slogan for a cell pet grooming small business was even superior.

“Sit. Continue to be. We arrive to you.”


So we questioned listeners what artistic and intelligent enterprise names or slogans they heard of. We liked the responses. Here’s a sampling.

In Wrightstown, NJ there’s a towing business named Hookers Towing.

There is a waxing hair removal company that specializes in Brazilians in Watchung named The Fairly Kitty.

How about Peeping Tom’s Window Cleaning out of Woodbridge. The proprietor himself named in, and no his identify is not Tom.

Curl Up and Dye is a hair salon on 22 in Greenbrook. Was not that also the title of the hair salon in Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts?

A dude termed in expressing there is a landscaping enterprise in South Jersey named Two Males and a Hoe. I looked this up and all I could find was a landscaper in Somers Stage identified as Three Gentlemen and a Hoe, LLC. Most likely the same spot and they just obtained an excess person. Even now only one particular hoe.

Ryan referred to as in to convey to us he and his pal have a prolonged term program to open up a German restaurant 30 several years from now that includes brats and contacting it A Change For The Wurst. The undesirable information is a different dude identified as in to say there’s already a cafe in Riverside called Greatest Of The Wurst.

Slogans? How about a location in which you can junk your motor vehicle in Morrisville, PA known as Junkyard Barbie and their slogan is “Junkyard Barbie wants you to adhere your junk in her yard.”

Or a glass corporation named Complete Glass whose slogan is “Show me your crack.”

Wait around wait around I have an concept for one! What if you experienced a radio station that talked about all Jersey things and the slogan started ‘Not New York, not Philadelphia…’?

Nah, that’ll never ever get the job done.

The write-up above demonstrates the feelings and observations of New Jersey 101.5 talk present host Jeff Deminski. Any viewpoints expressed are Jeff Deminski’s individual.

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